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1.
How often do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
always
sometimes
after going twosies
only after an especially "messy wipe"
never
9 questions remain
2.
How do you like your beef?
still mooing, if possible
medium rare
medium
medium well
well done
8 questions remain
3.
How often have you traveled to a developing/3rd world country?
never
once
2-3 times
4-5 times
over 5 times
7 questions remain
4.
How often are you exposed to livestock?
never
rarely
sometimes
I enjoy the occasional trip to the petting zoo
I live on a farm and touch animals regularly
6 questions remain
5.
How do you prefer your pork?
when it's hit about 160 degrees (very well done)
when its internal temperature is about 145-150 degrees (medium well)
when the juices are pink/red
flash seared on the outside but tender in the middle
soft and chewy
I don't eat pork
5 questions remain
6.
How often do you eat raw freshwater fish (such as salmon)?
never
every few months
once a month
once a week
every day if I could
4 questions remain
7.
Have you ever seen beetles or cockroaches in your home?
never
once or twice
every so often
sure, I keep them as pets 4
all the time, actually (and I don't keep them as pets)...
3 questions remain
8.
How often does your dog get fleas?
I don't have a dog
almost never
sometimes
a lot
he's like a flea magnet...
2 questions remain
9.
How often do you order a dish prepared "tartar" or "carpaccio" at a restaurant? (carpaccio means raw)
never
once or twice, just to try it
every once in a while to feel adventurous
a lot
whenever I can
1 questions remain
10.
Have you ever noticed or caught any rodents in your house?
no, never
once
a few times
yeah, a lot...
I get rat traps in bulk at Costco
final question!
