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What are your chances of surviving a bear attack?
1.
Do you have any experience wrestling?
Yes, I used to be a wrestler (high school, college, or other)
A little (some experience wrestling with siblings or friends)
No wrestling experience
9 questions remain
2.
How often do you go running?
Very often
Sometimes
Almost never
8 questions remain
3.
Choose the option that best describes your fitness level:
Body builder, very muscular
Athletic, lean
Average body
A little out of shape
A few extra pounds, slightly chubby
7 questions remain
4.
If a bear was chasing you and you found a tree that looked easy to climb, would you climb up it to escape?
Yes
No
6 questions remain
5.
If approached by a bear, which would you be more likely to do:
Stand perfectly still and be quiet
Run your ass off
Make lots of loud noises and jump up and down
Throw rocks at it
5 questions remain
6.
If
attacked
by a bear, which would you be more likely to do:
Lay down and play dead
Fight the bear
Punch him in the junk
Cry, squeal, and die
4 questions remain
7.
Have you ever been mauled by anything before? (sharks, jaguars, crazy homeless people)
Yes, I've been mauled numerous times
I have some mauling experience
I've never been mauled
3 questions remain
8.
Would you be willing to throw your favorite pet at the bear in order to distract him long enough to get away?
Yes
No, I couldn't do that to my pet
2 questions remain
9.
What about friends and family, would you throw them at the bear as well?
Yes, I'm only interested in my survival
Maybe, it depends on who I'm throwing
No way, I couldn't leave someone behind - friend or foe.
1 questions remain
10.
Have you ever been shot, stabbed, or in some kind of serious accident and lived to tell about it?
Yes
No
final question!
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